What recipes are there for cooking frogs?

When frog's legs cooked, it is only the 2 back legs are used. This seems very wasteful. Are they any recipes that use the remaining parts of the frog?


If you know of any recipes for frog, please share them.What recipes are there for cooking frogs?
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Lah di lah di lah di lah di lah!What recipes are there for cooking frogs?
1. Calm your Frog down, getting it drunk is a good idea


2. Boil your water, still keeping your frog calm,


3. Distract your frog .... give it another whiskey


4. while your frog is distracted pop it into the pot and hold the lid down firmly


5. It will be done 10 Min after the begging, screaming and banging on the lip stops


6. serve on a bed of rice with a Garlic and Tarragon butter sauce.





etcetera...





seriously


Split in two - top to bottom - clean out the guts -


Dust with flour


deep fried in a tempura batter


- serve on a bed of rice with a Garlic and Tarragon butter sauce.


Killing your frog first is up to you


Cane Toads are not a good idea unless you know how to prepare them





What is red and greed and spins at a hundred miles an hours


- A frog in a blender -


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I can't see that there would be any.





I would be very surprised to see a frog cooking. The stove and pans would have to be tiny.





Besides which they cannot read, yet alone write - so any frog cook book would be useless and unlikely.





I think, also, that they are perfectly happy eating their bugs raw.
Well, there is always the Frog juice (just blend) and the Frog stew: put in a deep pan, add white wine and herbs, cook for hours.





But, the best ever would be the dried-fried frog: put on a stick, dry for 7 days, then batter and deep fry. Serve with belgian fondue (chips in mash potatoes) and brussels sprouts.
bullfrog smoothies


toad in the hole


cream of frog soup


fries and froggy joes


spaghetti and frog balls


frog fettuccini


and the all time favorite froggy dish, toad pie alamode
yes you can use frogs to make chinese spare ribbits and croaka cola